Attention Cannibal Fetishists

In-Vitro Meat is on it’s way. That’s right, they’re growing meat in labs now- expect test tube hot dogs to hit stores near you by atleast 2012. But don’t worry, because the world as we know it will have ended by then anyway.

Not only is this good news for animals suffering in factory farms and bad news for swine flu, but it’s the best news ever for anyone who has ever fantasized about eating their lover’s (or a complete stranger’s…) meat, literally. This technology isn’t limited to cow and chicken parts- it could mean the avaliability of everything from elephant steaks to human bratwurst.

Personally I think I’ll stick with Hufu

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