By “Personal Assistant” I clearly meant “Fuck Toy”

Allegedly, Steven Segal sees little distinction between the two…

Watch out Mr. Panda!

(From MSNBC) “Steven Seagal is accused of hiring young women as personal attendants whose real job was to serve his strange and sometimes violent sexual desires, according to a civil lawsuit filed Monday in Los Angeles by a 23-year-old former model who describes her experience in harrowing detail.” Read more

The veracity of these accusations aside, I can’t decide which detail I like best: the part where she’s making her escape and Steven follows her to the cab with a combo gun/flashlight (sooo practical), or the part where she claims to be able to identify¬†Seagal’s “unique physiological reaction” when aroused… some things are better left unsaid

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