C’mon, Adam, Just a Nibble…

Way back in the day, it was a ripe, juicy quince that tempted us to sin. Now, it’s the digital products produced under Apple brand.

But Steve Jobs is having none of it. He touts his latest product, the iPad, as a device that guarantees “freedom from porn”, a promise he means to extend to all Apple’s products. So much for ripe and juicy.

Enter “Freedom From Porn”, a campaign intended to support people’s legitimate consumption of porn, and indeed any legal form of media out there on any device capable of delivering it.

Their plan? As the fine print in the image above suggests, they believe that flooding Steve’s email with links and vids of your favorite porn will convince him to perhaps sit down… take a load off… or rub one out anyway, and hopefully rethink his position.

You make hardware, Steve. Let us decide the software. Or softcore. Or wet/hard/kink ware. If that isn’t an actual computing term it needs to be.

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