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Site Review: Kink Academy

Posted in BDSM, Sex Ed, Shopping with tags , , , , , , , on December 4, 2010 by Chase

I’m an education fetishist. As I dredge the depths of the internet for random smutty videos and links to share with you, I never can help learning something new about this glorious kinky world we live in. Which is why when a site decides to take it to the next level and offers direct lessons on a myriad of perverted topics, it never fails to get me standing at attention- that’s why I’ve become  kinda obsessed with Kink Academy.

It’s like having an experienced kinky teacher (and not just anyone… we’re talking Jay Wiseman, Dylan Ryan, and GrayDancer to name a few) to meet with you, whenever and wherever you want, to talk about an ever-expanding range of topics, from beginner’s bondage and sex ed on to more advanced play and techniques, and also overarching subjects like safety and communication. The organizational structure, where you can follow an established curriculum, view standalone videos, or follow video series like “Tie ‘em Up and Fuck ‘em” (my personal favorite) or “Full Contact Dom”, is particularly impressive and stands out from other sources of kink information on the web today.

There are limits, of course, to what you can learn through video, and Kink Academy instructors are the first to acknowledge that. But if you’re looking for a springboard to expand your kinky horizons, or perhaps looking for a way to delight and inspire others with the gift of learning, I can think of no place better to start.

For that special someone…

Posted in Crazy/Funny, Shopping with tags , , , , , , on October 22, 2010 by Chase

to show how glad you are that they came into your life

The “Pearl Necklace” by designer Leah Piepgras, and yes, it’s really meant to look like “an accurate representation of semen”. In that case, I would very much like to see what jewelry designed to be an absurd representation of semen looks like. Read more


Posted in Photo Phun, Shopping with tags , , , , on October 16, 2010 by Chase

A heel that feeds the feline fetish and the foot fetish simultaneousy

Now that’s what I call a stiffy

Posted in Crazy/Funny, Shopping with tags , , , , , on August 30, 2010 by Chase

The bar for zombie fetishism has been raised, my friends. Behold:

I can’t wait for someone to show up at a zombie walk with one of these, though you have to be a pretty hardcore zombie lover to drop two hundred bucks on a hand painted maggot infested masterpiece. From the twisted minds at Necronomicox, who also offer other horror movie inspired boners like this one

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If You’re a Meat and Potatoes Type…

Posted in Feminist Sex, porn, Shopping with tags , , on July 12, 2010 by paigetsindfw

… then sometimes you miss out on the finer things. And that’s fine, because to each their own. But could you really say you were “living” if all you had was processed junk? What goes for food goes for porn too.

I can't help but think, when I see this woman, about how Chile's does the "guiltless grill" options with fewer calories and low fat. Non-exploitative, sex positive, feminist porn for all? Yes, fucking please!

Reported in Sexis, is this interview with Erika Lust, porn maker and, now, author of “Good Porn: A Woman’s Guide”

She talks about creating affirmative places for all genders, arousing every part of person, not just their genitals, and making work that “scratches the itch” while enriching the global discourse of sex. She asks her self the radical question, what kind of porn do I want my daughter to see, knowing full well she’ll see some in our culture no matter what? Porn that makes her ashamed and scared, or porn that helps her feel free and powerful?

What the hell else could I say to get you all to go out and get this book and every film she’s ever made immediately? Free body shots with every purchase?!

It was inevitable: Lady Gag Gag

Posted in Crazy/Funny, Shopping with tags , , , , , on July 10, 2010 by Chase

You just aren’t a pop icon until you have an inflatable three-holed “love doll” made in your likeness. The folks at Pipedream have made this dream come true for Lady Gaga.

Even though “gag gag” doesn’t exactly conjure up pleasant imagrey, it’s miles ahead of some of their other taglines. Case in point, the back of the box boasts “She’s so dirty, even her doll smells.” Great. It better smell like smoke and fairy jizz.

But I can’t wait until they come out with one that has a dick. I’d bet even the Lady herself would want to own one. If she doesn’t already, of course.

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Want some gum?

Posted in Photo Phun, Shopping, Stuff to do with tags , , , , on June 30, 2010 by finickymuse

No thank you. I’m more of a breath mint kind of girl, thanks!

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