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Elton John sings at Rush Limbaugh’s wedding?! Seriously?

Posted in Crazy/Funny, Politics and Sex, You Fucked Up! with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on June 6, 2010 by Chase

WTF Elton? According to the Advocate, last night you serenaded Rush Limbaugh in celebration of his 4th (atleast it wasn’t his 5th… Rush Limbaugh is not 5th) wedding. Can’t you just smell the sanctity?

Were you there to help the bride cope? Do you secretly long to suck his cigar? Do you find morbid fascination in rubbing elbows with assholes like Rudy Giuliani and Karl Rove?

Elbows… assholes… wait a minute! You’re fucking a closeted republican who you will later out to the media, is that it? Is it Sean Hannity? Please tell me it’s Sean Hannity…

No? Then please help me understand this Elton. I’m at a loss.

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Posted in Crazy/Funny, Photo Phun with tags , , , , , , , on February 9, 2010 by Chase


This was exactly what my day was missing- thanks Malcolm!

Facebook Fail: “Killing your hooker so you don’t have to pay her”

Posted in Stuff to do, You Fucked Up! with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on February 9, 2010 by Chase

It has come to our attention that there is a rapidly growing facebook group called “Killing your hooker so you don’t have to pay her,” made up of over 16,000 individuals who I can only assume find the idea of dead sex workers hilarious.

Here at SiP we love sex workers, and we think this joke of a group is wrong, unfunny, and downright cheap. So we urge those of you with a facebook account (or hell, just create one) to report this group for being threatening and abusive- just go to the link above and you will find a tiny “Report Page” button on the lower left side.

Side fail: Quote from the group page: “Ever stab your hooker with a blunt object to add insult to injury”… stabbing with a blunt object? Come on…

Tis the season…

Posted in Crazy/Funny, Photo Phun, porn, Stuff to do with tags , , , , , , , on October 26, 2009 by Chase

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