Archive for check out that ass

Impact in Slow Motion

Posted in BDSM, Videos with tags , , , , on September 9, 2010 by Chase

So much of impact play speaks to the senses of touch and hearing, but this silent video by SHOWStudio, The Fashion Body – Buttocks  examines the isolated visual impact, so to speak. To experience the pure effect you’ll want to mute the sound, but the additional soundtrack on this version doesn’t hurt either.

And to those not so into the high art packaging… it’s a girl getting her ass beat. Enjoy!

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One Year

Posted in Photo Phun with tags , , , , , , , , , , on June 28, 2010 by Chase

Every year on June 28th, we remember the Stonewall Riots and the bravery of the queers who went before us. On this day last year, girlonpiano wrote this post (still a must read) commemorating the anniversary of that historic event.

Coincidentally, that also makes June 28th the start of an odd, slippery journey that has since fertilized the imagination of other filthy minds and spawned hundreds of posts, over 20,000 visits, and countless hours spent jerking off to perverted pictures and video found in the dark corners and caverns of the internet. I tried to painstakingly log each hour, but my hands were busy.

So happy birthday SiP! And huge thanks go to my fellow bloggers and especially to our readers! Such a long, strange year it’s been. I searched and found you a candle that I think definitely deserves to be blown…

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100 Divas

Posted in BDSM with tags , , , , , , on June 17, 2010 by girlonpiano

So if you’ve been to South Plains Leather Fest in the last few years, you’ve probably crossed paths with the sassy and sexy Lolita Wolf, who presents on a whoooole lot of different topics (too many to name here, but check her site for descriptions).   I’ve met her a few times- once in Portland, and a couple of times in Dallas. She probably remembers me best as the crotch that supported Lamalani’s boot, but other than that,  I’m juuuust not on her radar. Yet.

Lolita blogs at, and she has a list on her blog called “100 Divas.” Her goal is to name and spank 100 Divas (of any gender, orientation, or identity).  Although it’s been a secret wish for a while, I am hereby openly announcing to the universe MY goal to make it on her list and be spanked!

If you know me, you know I hate receiving spankings (although I’m happy to give them!), but I would totally take one from lovely Lolita. I’ve got the Diva part covered already, I just gotta get her to notice me. So, universe, MAKE IT SO!!

Body-Painted Porn Stars Play Soccer

Posted in Crazy/Funny, Photo Phun, porn with tags , , , , , , on June 16, 2010 by girlonpiano

Nope, not trying to trick you into reading this post. It’s fo’ realz. And they’re from Germany and Brazil, too, which somehow makes it even hotter.

And there’s more where that came from! Check out HuffPost’s report.

Your grandpa wants to fuck you in the ass

Posted in Crazy/Funny, Videos with tags , , , , on June 9, 2010 by girlonpiano

Fantasy with a Twist of Perv

Posted in Crazy/Funny, porn with tags , on March 10, 2010 by paigetsindfw

I realized just moments ago that I had not had a big, honest, throaty (and tar soaked) laugh in a long, long time. I blame Chantix largely and have decided to keep poisoning myself with the devil I know, tobaccy, instead of the devil I don’t know, but decided to take me out for drinks and do things to me back at its apartment that would make R. Kelly blush and not respect me in the morning.

So imagine my joy on hearing the forgotten noise of my own depraved braying once more, provoked by an old favorite of mine,

Every time I see this lusty, two dimensional, indeterminable race dominatrix, things happen to parts of me I'm gonna one day pay good money to mutilate. Take note, Cameron. This guy was doing blue bitches first. Oh, and your ex wife is totally a better director. Weenus.

The Warning above says it all. Push right past it into a fantasy world we could REALLY get behind with a truckload of lube. You’ll fall in love with the sorceress and hapless apprentice, the queer barbarians, and adventurers of all stripes getting caught with their pants down.

And no, you didn’t need that other lung any more than I did.

Anonymous statue sex

Posted in Crazy/Funny, Photo Phun with tags , , , , , on March 1, 2010 by girlonpiano

Check out those THIGHS!

Posted in Crazy/Funny, Videos with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on February 21, 2010 by Chase

Whoa. I have never wished sooo hard to be a watermelon. Thanks Malcolm, you tweet the best shit around.

Nuts in the butt…

Posted in BDSM, Crazy/Funny, porn, Videos with tags , , , , , , , , , , on February 21, 2010 by girlonpiano

This is NERSFW (Not even remotely safe for work…) but well worth watching.

“Your ass won’t even let my nuts out!”

Kaitlin says it’s “Cinema Gold!!!!”


Posted in Crazy/Funny, Photo Phun with tags , , , , , , , on February 9, 2010 by Chase

This was exactly what my day was missing- thanks Malcolm!