Attn: Pudgy Naked Backyard Dancer

Your exploits have been one-upped. Meet Naked Mohawk Billboard Dancer:

Pic via Dallas Observer

I know, you want to see him up close. Unfortunately long distance gawking comes with the territory of naked billboard dancing. But he danced and waved all the way down the ladder before he was arrested. Read more and see the video on the Dallas Observer Blog

Where should the next naked dancer strike? I’ve always wanted to see someone frolic with the bronze longhorns over at Pioneer Plaza…

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