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So you’re a virgin, huh? Prove it!

Posted in Crazy/Funny, Stuff to do with tags , , , , , , , , on January 28, 2010 by Chase

 

Look how super siked we are to be certifiably pure!

 

It’s cheaper than a ring, and you can even fax it straight to Jesus himself! That’s right, all virgins must hurry to Certified Virgin and register the purity of their sacred genitalia. You can even certify your friends! I’m sure they will be thrilled to hear you care so much about their nonexistant sex lives…

I must admit, though, that I expected a more stringent certification process. No inspection, no lie detector test… hell, anyone with a dollar can be a virgin these days. But hey, at least part of the proceeds (the website neglects to say how much exactly… hmm) will be going to AIDS research. Because if there’s any group that has been hit hardest by AIDS, it’s virgins.

My favorite part of this website is that it keeps track of how many “virgins” register- 180 so far! But I do wish it would provide up to date information about their wherabouts… so many cherries, so little time

HT: Slog

“Hymen” is so over

Posted in Sex Ed with tags , , , , , , , , , on December 10, 2009 by Chase

(Photo by Alexander Benz)

The Swedish Association for Sexuality Education (RFSU) has announced a campaign to replace the term “Hymen” with “Vaginal Corona.” Read more

(From The Local) “Language has power over how we think. The point is to provide information about how the body works.”

“The group hoped the new term would displace the traditional Swedish word used for the hymen, mödomshinna, which translates literally as ‘virginity membrane’ and led to misconceptions about female sexuality, according to RFSU.”

“It was portrayed as the boundary between guilt and innocence…girls have been raised to protect their hyman, not to run, jump, or ride horses. But in reality there is no membrane; rather there are folds of mucous membrane which form a crown around the vaginal opening.”

Daddy, can I have a new hymen?

Posted in Crazy/Funny, Shopping with tags , , , , on October 17, 2009 by girlonpiano

hymen

“No more worry about losing your virginity. With this product, you can have your first night back anytime. Insert this artificial hymen into your vagina carefully. It will expand a little and make you feel tight. When your lover penetrate, it will ooze out a liquid that look like blood not too much but just the right amount. Add in a few moans and groans, you will pass through undetectable. Its easy to use, clinically proven non-toxic to human and has no side effects, no pain to use and no allergic reaction”  BUY IT HERE

I HAVE AN IRON HYMEN

Posted in Crazy/Funny, Politics and Sex with tags , , on June 29, 2009 by girlonpiano

Where the fuck did this come from?

I stumbled across the Iron Hymen page by accident and was quite taken with it… so simple, straightforward…pretty effective, I think.  There’s a brother page, too, called Sex is for Fags.

I’m absurdly entertained by it. Then I clicked on the little White House link on that page, and came up with this page about the only Bush I don’t wanna stick my hand in… it even has t-shirts from Guantanamo!

Someone has a lot of time on their hands, and I’m glad they do!  Priceless!