Archive for semen

For that special someone…

Posted in Crazy/Funny, Shopping with tags , , , , , , on October 22, 2010 by Chase

to show how glad you are that they came into your life

The “Pearl Necklace” by designer Leah Piepgras, and yes, it’s really meant to look like “an accurate representation of semen”. In that case, I would very much like to see what jewelry designed to be an absurd representation of semen looks like. Read more

Adventures in cooking

Posted in Crazy/Funny, Shopping, Uncategorized with tags , , , on April 23, 2010 by finickymuse

Tired of the same old thing for dinner? Want to start cooking with some new ingredients? Ever considered semen? Yes, semen! Well, if you have, here’s the cookbook for you! According to the author, “Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants.”  Now you will never be hungry again!