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So you’re a virgin, huh? Prove it!

Posted in Crazy/Funny, Stuff to do with tags , , , , , , , , on January 28, 2010 by Chase


Look how super siked we are to be certifiably pure!


It’s cheaper than a ring, and you can even fax it straight to Jesus himself! That’s right, all virgins must hurry to Certified Virgin and register the purity of their sacred genitalia. You can even certify your friends! I’m sure they will be thrilled to hear you care so much about their nonexistant sex lives…

I must admit, though, that I expected a more stringent certification process. No inspection, no lie detector test… hell, anyone with a dollar can be a virgin these days. But hey, at least part of the proceeds (the website neglects to say how much exactly… hmm) will be going to AIDS research. Because if there’s any group that has been hit hardest by AIDS, it’s virgins.

My favorite part of this website is that it keeps track of how many “virgins” register- 180 so far! But I do wish it would provide up to date information about their wherabouts… so many cherries, so little time

HT: Slog

Another ad jerked off the air

Posted in Crazy/Funny, Videos with tags , , , , , , , on December 14, 2009 by Chase

Complaints of vulgarity and incestuous overtones caused Toyota to pull this one. The former is obvious, but I see no suggestion of incest. Maybe I’m missing something…

“Hymen” is so over

Posted in Sex Ed with tags , , , , , , , , , on December 10, 2009 by Chase

(Photo by Alexander Benz)

The Swedish Association for Sexuality Education (RFSU) has announced a campaign to replace the term “Hymen” with “Vaginal Corona.” Read more

(From The Local) “Language has power over how we think. The point is to provide information about how the body works.”

“The group hoped the new term would displace the traditional Swedish word used for the hymen, mödomshinna, which translates literally as ‘virginity membrane’ and led to misconceptions about female sexuality, according to RFSU.”

“It was portrayed as the boundary between guilt and innocence…girls have been raised to protect their hyman, not to run, jump, or ride horses. But in reality there is no membrane; rather there are folds of mucous membrane which form a crown around the vaginal opening.”

There are no porn virgins!

Posted in Crazy/Funny, News with tags , , , on December 3, 2009 by girlonpiano

A researcher at University of Montreal tried to compare men who have seen porn to men who haven’t. It didn’t work.

Excerpt: “The objective of my work is to observe the impact of pornography on the sexuality of men, and how it shapes their perception of men and women,” explains Lajeunesse. “We started our research seeking men in their twenties who had never consumed pornography but we couldn’t find any.”

Read more about the research at CarnalNation