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Not Making This Up

Posted in Crazy/Funny, Gender Issues, You Fucked Up! with tags , , , , , on August 27, 2010 by paigetsindfw

I WISH I were that creative, but no, this is a genuine advertisement, posted on (and ruthlessly skewered) by

Make your own caption; I'm having an anal prolapse from laughing too hard

Seriously, hit the link, to find all the great ways you can make your next interview or promotion a reality… by making sure your pussy smells fresh. And for those interested about where things like accomplishments and market savvy fit in, have no fear; what you can actually do as a woman is ranked where it ought to be: Dead Last.

Want some gum?

Posted in Photo Phun, Shopping, Stuff to do with tags , , , , on June 30, 2010 by finickymuse

No thank you. I’m more of a breath mint kind of girl, thanks!

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No wonder he’s smilin’

Posted in Crazy/Funny, Medical with tags , , , , , on May 7, 2010 by Chase

Medical professionals working with BBC3’s new series Bizarre ER found a rolled up poster of Donny Osmond stuffed inside a woman’s vagina. If this doesn’t put her in the running for being Donny’s biggest fan, she’s certainly his most accomodating…

Image via Stuck in the 70’s

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I may develop a shopping addiction

Posted in Shopping, Stuff to do with tags , , , on April 8, 2010 by finickymuse

I’m glad that this business is located on Brighton Beach in the United Kingdom; otherwise I might spend my life’s savings here.

Virginia is for dick suckers

Posted in Crazy/Funny, Photo Phun with tags , , , , on April 7, 2010 by girlonpiano

Frag Me, Baby

Posted in Crazy/Funny, News, porn, Stuff to do with tags , , , on March 24, 2010 by paigetsindfw

It’s going to be pretty hard to restrain myself on this one, so I’d better let the story itself do the talking before I go apeshit. Not in a “I kinda want to kill Earth” kind of way, but more of a “Must… resist… puns”

Here ya go:

Obligatory reference to joysticks goes here. But ok, no, what this really makes me think about was how many years I spent blowing on cartridges to make them play...

Via Dean Takahashi at, comes breaking news about how a new unholy marriage has been licensed between the two great time wasters of all time: Video games and young women with webcams.

Yes, folks, you can now pay per minute to have hot women play with you online.

Don’t get too excited just yet. For right now, this is mainly for the FPS crowd. However, it’s hilariously modeled off of the “credit” system used by Xbox Live and, soon, will be compatible with users of the Wii, Playstation 3, and World of Warcraft!

I can’t take it anymore. I have to be free to laugh about this. Deep, hernia inducing, gut busters.

I’m just imaging what fun it must be, were money no object and I could afford to replace all my gaming stuff after getting burgled last year, to set up regular “playdates” with some dusky brunette who enjoys Civilization:Revolution. I’d make her wear gold bangles, call her “Cleo” and play Rome to her Egypt, asking her if she liked how I was developing my “tech tree” to get my Legionnaires in her as fast as possible.

Or to surf for the punkiest nymph I could find to challenge to ruthless guitar shredding solos in Rock Band! If she lost to me (which she WILL) while we’re tearing our way through Sonic Youth’s “Teenage Riot”, she’d have to kiss the cam and call me Goddess.

But imagine the real possibilities! At the next LAN party, for those ancient enough to both remember and enjoy them, it could suddenly morph into double dates over rounds of soon to be released Starcraft 2. The original is like South Korea’s national sport, for crying out loud; Think of the MASSIVE influx of teenage asians who’ll climb over each other to be in the hotseat!

I would seriously use this technology at a party. Everyone around the widescreen, choosing a random lady’s day to make and bringing a room full of my best, most nerdy pals together to take turns getting fragged by her. Hell, I’d work for this site if I weren’t, you know, a transgendered warthog *cackles*

We’re past the Information Age, ya’ll. We’re officially in the Too Much Information Age.

Last minute edit: I just remembered something else. I actually knew and loved dearly some people that I know FULL WELL would, in a pinch, and as a valid “thinking outside the box” measure to advance their guild… have used this service to get a raid tank for Naxxramas. To whoever stole my account info and has been enjoying a free year of that damnable game, go ahead and enjoy my old Horde priest, but I want my money. Already got my life back, thanks!

History Lesson: Unbridled Lust

Posted in Crazy/Funny, Feminist Sex, Politics and Sex with tags , , , , , on March 1, 2010 by finickymuse

Rumor has it that Catherine the Great, Empress of All the Russias enjoyed sexual liaisons with the studs in her stables, and we’re not talking about the human studs. It has been suggested that she enjoyed it so much that she was crushed to death by a horse when attendants lost their grip on ropes supporting a horse that was being lowered  for sexual purposes. It seems that this rumor is untrue but Catherine did enjoy an incredibly liberated sexual life for a woman of her time.  Catherine’s own mother-in-law is thought to have procured lovers for the Empress. Read more

Lie to Me

Posted in Crazy/Funny with tags , , , , , on February 23, 2010 by paigetsindfw

I know, I know, it’s just too damn easy to steal from the good folks at Carnal Nation, but forgive my laziness and ensuing linkfest. This was just too good to pass up.

One of my favorite arguments against the LGBTQ haters out there has always been the, “Whaddaya mean it’s a ‘choice’, asshat? I CHOSE to have a huge portion of the world hate me enough to do things like this to my soft, pink places?”

… to be fair, that actually looks pretty fun. Especially if I get to keep the lad. I will name him Reginald and put him in charge of pedicures and interrogations in my Tuscan villa.

I shit you not, my singing instructor told me she goes to Ikea a a couple times a week to get a workout. She timed it to a full hour walk. That's rifuckulous.

But to return to the main topic (and the first link, which would’ve given you the story much faster than little ol’ me), it’s true, there’s no more important proof.

Gays everywhere, you are now on notice. We in the LGBTQ alphabet soup of identity are now no longer struggling for acceptance; We must now struggle against a new foe: Mediocre, mundane, malefactors who manhandle  us into mainstream maladjustment. In short, we’re so normal we’re boring. This story is Exhibit A.

IKEA actually paid people to “act gay” on a Mardi Gras float. That’s right. As though there weren’t enough gay muscle boys in Australia, a country/continent that’s gotta be something like 20% EXOTIC BEACH. No. Not enough real gays.

So I guess we better stop complaining about being a marginal “other” if it’s now possible for us to get paid for it. However… then again… one might also say we’re being further abused by heteronormativity because our “queerness” is now being outsourced!

If you feel as outraged (by outraged I mean laughing my kidneys into a pulp) as I do, get to know this guy and read what it’s like to have your “authenticity” stolen faster than a hollywood film playing in Beijing.

Nuts in the butt…

Posted in BDSM, Crazy/Funny, porn, Videos with tags , , , , , , , , , , on February 21, 2010 by girlonpiano

This is NERSFW (Not even remotely safe for work…) but well worth watching.

“Your ass won’t even let my nuts out!”

Kaitlin says it’s “Cinema Gold!!!!”

New product for…um…lips

Posted in Crazy/Funny, Shopping, Stuff to do with tags , , , , on January 10, 2010 by finickymuse

Is your sex life lacking because your labia lack color? For a mere $30 you can choose one of 4 new labia dyes. And all this time I thought my sexual dry spell was caused by my lack of personality!