Archive for weird

Oooooh Bama

Posted in Crazy/Funny, Politics and Sex, Shopping, Stuff to do with tags , , , on January 3, 2010 by finickymuse

For only $34.95 you too can feel the Presidential power! Gives new meaning to the phrase ” In bed with the President”!

Be careful what you wish for….

Posted in Crazy/Funny, Photo Phun, Stuff to do with tags , , , , on December 24, 2009 by finickymuse

Kinda gives new meaning to the term “sex toy”! You may want to be specific if that is on your holiday wish list!

Gender Bending the Ballet

Posted in Crazy/Funny, Videos with tags , , , , on December 21, 2009 by finickymuse

Who says you have to be a 90 pound woman to be a ballerina? Cerainly not Les Ballets Trockadero de Monte Carlo. They apparently are not planning to perform The Nutcracker this holiday season!

Some fetishists never learn…

Posted in Crazy/Funny, Legal, News, Uncategorized, You Fucked Up! with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on November 30, 2009 by Chase

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A slurry fetishist broke into a farm in the UK, in violation of a restraining order, and was caught masturbating while covered in slurry (read: manure). This is just weeks after he finished serving a jail term for a similar offense. You just can’t make this stuff up… Full Story

HT: Slog

Pikachu is a…….girl?

Posted in Crazy/Funny, Photo Phun, Uncategorized, You Fucked Up! with tags , , , , on November 14, 2009 by finickymuse

Photographic evidence shows that Pikachu is a girl. And when she says she wants to feel you inside her, she really means it!pikachu-is-a-woman

This is where baby carrots come from

Posted in Crazy/Funny, Photo Phun, porn, Uncategorized with tags , , , , on November 7, 2009 by finickymuse

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Condoms are funny

Posted in Crazy/Funny, porn with tags , , , , on October 31, 2009 by finickymuse

 

Keep an eye on your condom stash, you never know what they are doing when you’re not paying attention!

Spotted at the supermarket

Posted in Crazy/Funny, Photo Phun, Uncategorized with tags , , on October 25, 2009 by finickymuse

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Just a little treat discovered while shopping for groceries. This is why you should always take a condom when you shop!

Ancient Everlasting Boner to be rubbed by tourists

Posted in Crazy/Funny, News with tags , , , , , , , , , on October 19, 2009 by Chase

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Ever wonder how they came up with the name for priapism (medical term for a dick that won’t go down)? Well I have, and now I know…

Croation fisherman Ivan Barbalic Gunga and Izidor Cubranic found a 2,000 year old lamp depicting the ancient god Priapus- (from the Croation Times) “In Greek mythology, he was a minor rustic fertility god and protector of livestock, fruit plants, gardens and male genitalia. His Roman equivalent was Mutinus Mutunus. He is best noted for his huge, permanently erect penis, which has given rise to the medical term priapism.” Full Story

Officials from the town of Baska have agreed that the lamp’s massive member should be given a prominent place of display in order to stimulate tourism.

My first stripper pole!

Posted in Crazy/Funny, Feminist Sex with tags , , , , , , , on October 18, 2009 by girlonpiano

poledance“British superstore Tesco is selling stripper poles in the children’s toy aisle. It’s the perfect gift for your 8-year-old! The Tesco Direct site advertises the kit with the words, “Unleash the sex kitten inside…simply extend the Peekaboo pole inside the tube, slip on the sexy tunes and away you go!”  Check it out!