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Lie to Me

Posted in Crazy/Funny with tags , , , , , on February 23, 2010 by paigetsindfw

I know, I know, it’s just too damn easy to steal from the good folks at Carnal Nation, but forgive my laziness and ensuing linkfest. This was just too good to pass up.

One of my favorite arguments against the LGBTQ haters out there has always been the, “Whaddaya mean it’s a ‘choice’, asshat? I CHOSE to have a huge portion of the world hate me enough to do things like this to my soft, pink places?”

… to be fair, that actually looks pretty fun. Especially if I get to keep the lad. I will name him Reginald and put him in charge of pedicures and interrogations in my Tuscan villa.

I shit you not, my singing instructor told me she goes to Ikea a a couple times a week to get a workout. She timed it to a full hour walk. That's rifuckulous.

But to return to the main topic (and the first link, which would’ve given you the story much faster than little ol’ me), it’s true, there’s no more important proof.

Gays everywhere, you are now on notice. We in the LGBTQ alphabet soup of identity are now no longer struggling for acceptance; We must now struggle against a new foe: Mediocre, mundane, malefactors who manhandle  us into mainstream maladjustment. In short, we’re so normal we’re boring. This story is Exhibit A.

IKEA actually paid people to “act gay” on a Mardi Gras float. That’s right. As though there weren’t enough gay muscle boys in Australia, a country/continent that’s gotta be something like 20% EXOTIC BEACH. No. Not enough real gays.

So I guess we better stop complaining about being a marginal “other” if it’s now possible for us to get paid for it. However… then again… one might also say we’re being further abused by heteronormativity because our “queerness” is now being outsourced!

If you feel as outraged (by outraged I mean laughing my kidneys into a pulp) as I do, get to know this guy and read what it’s like to have your “authenticity” stolen faster than a hollywood film playing in Beijing.

Nuts in the butt…

Posted in BDSM, Crazy/Funny, porn, Videos with tags , , , , , , , , , , on February 21, 2010 by girlonpiano

This is NERSFW (Not even remotely safe for work…) but well worth watching.

“Your ass won’t even let my nuts out!”

Kaitlin says it’s “Cinema Gold!!!!”

New product for…um…lips

Posted in Crazy/Funny, Shopping, Stuff to do with tags , , , , on January 10, 2010 by finickymuse

Is your sex life lacking because your labia lack color? For a mere $30 you can choose one of 4 new labia dyes. And all this time I thought my sexual dry spell was caused by my lack of personality!

Oooooh Bama

Posted in Crazy/Funny, Politics and Sex, Shopping, Stuff to do with tags , , , on January 3, 2010 by finickymuse

For only $34.95 you too can feel the Presidential power! Gives new meaning to the phrase ” In bed with the President”!

Be careful what you wish for….

Posted in Crazy/Funny, Photo Phun, Stuff to do with tags , , , , on December 24, 2009 by finickymuse

Kinda gives new meaning to the term “sex toy”! You may want to be specific if that is on your holiday wish list!

Gender Bending the Ballet

Posted in Crazy/Funny, Videos with tags , , , , on December 21, 2009 by finickymuse

Who says you have to be a 90 pound woman to be a ballerina? Cerainly not Les Ballets Trockadero de Monte Carlo. They apparently are not planning to perform The Nutcracker this holiday season!

Some fetishists never learn…

Posted in Crazy/Funny, Legal, News, Uncategorized, You Fucked Up! with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on November 30, 2009 by Chase

(Image from here)

A slurry fetishist broke into a farm in the UK, in violation of a restraining order, and was caught masturbating while covered in slurry (read: manure). This is just weeks after he finished serving a jail term for a similar offense. You just can’t make this stuff up… Full Story

HT: Slog