Archive for wtf

Nuts in the butt…

Posted in BDSM, Crazy/Funny, porn, Videos with tags , , , , , , , , , , on February 21, 2010 by girlonpiano

This is NERSFW (Not even remotely safe for work…) but well worth watching.

“Your ass won’t even let my nuts out!”

Kaitlin says it’s “Cinema Gold!!!!”

Facebook Fail: “Killing your hooker so you don’t have to pay her”

Posted in Stuff to do, You Fucked Up! with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on February 9, 2010 by Chase

It has come to our attention that there is a rapidly growing facebook group called “Killing your hooker so you don’t have to pay her,” made up of over 16,000 individuals who I can only assume find the idea of dead sex workers hilarious.

Here at SiP we love sex workers, and we think this joke of a group is wrong, unfunny, and downright cheap. So we urge those of you with a facebook account (or hell, just create one) to report this group for being threatening and abusive- just go to the link above and you will find a tiny “Report Page” button on the lower left side.

Side fail: Quote from the group page: “Ever stab your hooker with a blunt object to add insult to injury”… stabbing with a blunt object? Come on…

Fun with Google: “unicorn humping”

Posted in Crazy/Funny with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on January 29, 2010 by Chase

In other Unicorn news, Pack of Others, a theater company based in Brooklyn, NY (of course), is putting on a provocative show next month called Peg-Ass-Us (view the trailer!)… ok fine, there will be no unicorns on stage or in attendance, but there will presumably be a dildo strapped to someone’s head at some point. The show is all about pegging… for the uninitiated, “pegging” is a term coined by readers of Savage Love for a certain sex act that you can read all about here. Enjoy!

So you’re a virgin, huh? Prove it!

Posted in Crazy/Funny, Stuff to do with tags , , , , , , , , on January 28, 2010 by Chase

 

Look how super siked we are to be certifiably pure!

 

It’s cheaper than a ring, and you can even fax it straight to Jesus himself! That’s right, all virgins must hurry to Certified Virgin and register the purity of their sacred genitalia. You can even certify your friends! I’m sure they will be thrilled to hear you care so much about their nonexistant sex lives…

I must admit, though, that I expected a more stringent certification process. No inspection, no lie detector test… hell, anyone with a dollar can be a virgin these days. But hey, at least part of the proceeds (the website neglects to say how much exactly… hmm) will be going to AIDS research. Because if there’s any group that has been hit hardest by AIDS, it’s virgins.

My favorite part of this website is that it keeps track of how many “virgins” register- 180 so far! But I do wish it would provide up to date information about their wherabouts… so many cherries, so little time

HT: Slog

A Death by Chocolate Twist

Posted in Crazy/Funny, Legal, News, You Fucked Up! with tags , , , , , , , , on January 21, 2010 by Chase

A man sitting on death row right now might be saved by the bizarre gift given by his jurors to the judge – a nice big chocolate cock. WTF?!

(From Carnal Nation) “No one can say why the jurors sent the gift to the judge, nor why they sent chocolate breasts to the bailiff while they deliberated the fate of an alleged statuatory rapist and murderer.” Read more

In other recent food play developments, some guy has been arrested for chicken licking, among other things

Naked Coffee Morning Update

Posted in Legal, News with tags , , , , , on December 19, 2009 by Chase

Bad news for people who like to spend their mornings at home making coffee while naked, especially if you live in Virginia.

Eric Williamson has now been convicted of indecent exposure, all because he was seen naked through a window by a woman who passed by his house.

He was not fined and faces no immediate jail time. But come on, if this is what passes for indecent exposure, we’re all criminals. Read more

HT: Jonathan Turley

Ad pulled due to dirty bubbles

Posted in Crazy/Funny, Videos with tags , , , , , , , , , on December 13, 2009 by Chase

This concept has great potential. Next I would like to see someone harassed by a shower that isn’t so clean.