I may develop a shopping addiction

I’m glad that this business is located on Brighton Beach in the United Kingdom; otherwise I might spend my life’s savings here.

Easter Peep(s) Show

This is how Peeps celebrate Easter!

Fun with Google: “fuck puppet”

This particular google search also led me back to a very inspirational column titled “Getting Fucked” by Mistress Matisse

Fun with Google: “unicorn humping”

In other Unicorn news, Pack of Others, a theater company based in Brooklyn, NY (of course), is putting on a provocative show next month called Peg-Ass-Us (view the trailer!)… ok fine, there will be no unicorns on stage or in attendance, but there will presumably be a dildo strapped to someone’s head at some point. The show is all about pegging… for the uninitiated, “pegging” is a term coined by readers of Savage Love for a certain sex act that you can read all about here. Enjoy!

Fun with Google: “don’t call it a pussy”

Iz a cunt! I kill you!

Fun with Google: “crocheted womb”

See more perverted knitting at Yarnivore

Thanks for the idea, Mistress Matisse

Fun with Google: “sex power”

Via adsoftheworld.com

Fun with Google: “panty wrangler”

Fun with Google: “pumpkin fisting”

Via Jared von Hindman’s Head Injury Theater