Body-Painted Porn Stars Play Soccer

Nope, not trying to trick you into reading this post. It’s fo’ realz. And they’re from Germany and Brazil, too, which somehow makes it even hotter.

And there’s more where that came from! Check out HuffPost’s report.

C’mon, Adam, Just a Nibble…

Way back in the day, it was a ripe, juicy quince that tempted us to sin. Now, it’s the digital products produced under Apple brand.

But Steve Jobs is having none of it. He touts his latest product, the iPad, as a device that guarantees “freedom from porn”, a promise he means to extend to all Apple’s products. So much for ripe and juicy.

Enter “Freedom From Porn”, a campaign intended to support people’s legitimate consumption of porn, and indeed any legal form of media out there on any device capable of delivering it.

Their plan? As the fine print in the image above suggests, they believe that flooding Steve’s email with links and vids of your favorite porn will convince him to perhaps sit down… take a load off… or rub one out anyway, and hopefully rethink his position.

You make hardware, Steve. Let us decide the software. Or softcore. Or wet/hard/kink ware. If that isn’t an actual computing term it needs to be.

Inspired

Going to be one of those days apparently. Twice in a row I’m struck speechless by human creativity. This time not for the lolfactor, but rather for the staggering beauty of the idea.

"Beg pardon, ladies, just trying to... why yes I AM happy to see you but... oh bugger"

Down at the MoMA in NYC (up at the MoMA? They are north of us after all…), those who want a real experience of performance art, an often confusing and maligned art form, can check out the new retrospective exhibition of Marina Abramovic and her former partner Ulay’s work.

Which is why this gentlemen is trying to walk between two nude women posed in a narrow corridor, of course.

Abramovic has a long career of challenging perspectives and assumptions with her work. This installation has some of her more famous works being recreated by models and for those that can’t be recreated, they have video installations. The collaboration that brought to an end her working relationship with Ulay is one of these, where you can see both of them walking the entire length of the Great Wall of China, a project that took them three months until they met in the middle.

And as an extra piece of astonishing beauty and “generosity” in the curator’s words, the artist herself sits silently at the exhibit. Visitors may sit across from her in silence and “complete” the piece.

No jokes here. This just bowls me over with its brilliance.

Nuts in the butt…

This is NERSFW (Not even remotely safe for work…) but well worth watching.

“Your ass won’t even let my nuts out!”

Kaitlin says it’s “Cinema Gold!!!!”

Hard times for The Beaver

Canada’s second-oldest magazine, “The Beaver,” is changing its name after 90 years because the title is too often censored by online porn filters, preventing it from reaching new online readers. Read more

Finally, one PETA Ad I can get behind

There’s just something about a collared naked girl delivering a message of pet castration that makes this one seem congruent to me. But I know this is just a fluke. 

See the Video! over at Huffpo

Coming soon to an airport near you…

Like what you see here? Thank the Underwear Bomber. Full body scans are the latest evolution of airport security, but are they necessary protection, invasion of privacy, or perversion? This CNN report shows mixed reactions. 

One thing is for certain: this definitely beats a cavity search (unless you’re into that sort of thing)

Ad pulled due to dirty bubbles

This concept has great potential. Next I would like to see someone harassed by a shower that isn’t so clean.

Yet another naked anti-fur protest

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For the record, I love pouring buckets of blood on shivering naked girls as much as anyone else does. But these naked anti-fur protests are getting played out. Yes, it gets you some press, but it’s been done for years and so far the gain for animal welfare has been slim to nil. Read more

Can’t we all just go back to getting naked for fun and/or money?

 

New favorite perverted iPhone app

Hypothetically, this iPhone app turns your average day into an all out peepshow…

It’s just a demo- the app isn’t actually on sale yet. Don’t look so disappointed, surely you have friends you’d rather not see naked (or iPhone totting friends who should by no means have access to this power… you know who you are)