The Bare Essentials

It’s no secret that here at SiP we love (to hump) our pinup girls…

So when I saw that Eizo, a medical imaging company, had managed to put out a calendar featuring sexy girls literally stripped bare that you could also safely hang up at work, I felt it to be my duty to investigate:

Now I must admit, I was a bit disappointed at first, as I do prefer my girls to have a bit of meat on their bones. But then I saw the heels. And in this case, the heels make for a whole lot of win. That’s right. Respect the power of heels.

Now I would like to see a version of this, done in an airport body scan machine. Go!

(Like the frame? Kanye’s idea)

Good mornin’… here’s some bear fuckin’

What do you think, Josh?

Now that’s what I call a mind fuck

Are you one of those people who would rank the brain as the body’s largest and most important sex organ? Well, things just got alot more literal…

Thanks Fiat, for what will now henceforth and forever be known as the “Brain Orgy” commercial. It’s the soundtrack that makes it an instant classic.

Too Much Hump in Your Hump Day?

Is your dog the type that just won’t leave your leg (or your friend’s legs, or the arm of your sofa) alone and unmolested? Never fear, there is hope: meet the Hotdoll, the world’s first ergonomically designed “sex toy and companion” for dogs.

At first I couldn’t figure out what was up with the round nose, but now my theory is that it’s incase a particularly athletic dog humps the doll into a wall or something. Leave it to the French to think of everything…

Fun with Google: “unicorn humping”

In other Unicorn news, Pack of Others, a theater company based in Brooklyn, NY (of course), is putting on a provocative show next month called Peg-Ass-Us (view the trailer!)… ok fine, there will be no unicorns on stage or in attendance, but there will presumably be a dildo strapped to someone’s head at some point. The show is all about pegging… for the uninitiated, “pegging” is a term coined by readers of Savage Love for a certain sex act that you can read all about here. Enjoy!