C’mon, Adam, Just a Nibble…

Way back in the day, it was a ripe, juicy quince that tempted us to sin. Now, it’s the digital products produced under Apple brand.

But Steve Jobs is having none of it. He touts his latest product, the iPad, as a device that guarantees “freedom from porn”, a promise he means to extend to all Apple’s products. So much for ripe and juicy.

Enter “Freedom From Porn”, a campaign intended to support people’s legitimate consumption of porn, and indeed any legal form of media out there on any device capable of delivering it.

Their plan? As the fine print in the image above suggests, they believe that flooding Steve’s email with links and vids of your favorite porn will convince him to perhaps sit down… take a load off… or rub one out anyway, and hopefully rethink his position.

You make hardware, Steve. Let us decide the software. Or softcore. Or wet/hard/kink ware. If that isn’t an actual computing term it needs to be.

Attn: Pudgy Naked Backyard Dancer

Your exploits have been one-upped. Meet Naked Mohawk Billboard Dancer:

Pic via Dallas Observer

I know, you want to see him up close. Unfortunately long distance gawking comes with the territory of naked billboard dancing. But he danced and waved all the way down the ladder before he was arrested. Read more and see the video on the Dallas Observer Blog

Where should the next naked dancer strike? I’ve always wanted to see someone frolic with the bronze longhorns over at Pioneer Plaza…

Nuts in the butt…

This is NERSFW (Not even remotely safe for work…) but well worth watching.

“Your ass won’t even let my nuts out!”

Kaitlin says it’s “Cinema Gold!!!!”

Did you fill out the Sexual Freedom Survey?

If not, YOU BETTER, or SiP will hunt you down and take away your sexy license.

Take the survey now!!!!

Let’s start the New Year off in a proactive way, by adding your voice to the Sexual Freedom Report!

This questionnaire will be the foundation for the first report on the State of Sexual Freedom in America today.  If you already responded to the questionnaire, and many of you have, thank you!  If not, we would really value your opinions!

As I shared with you in the first email, the Woodhull Freedom Foundation plans to publish regular reports on the sexual freedom movement, designed to help identify the social changes taking place, or that must take place for progress to be made, on the diverse issues on which we work. We are particularly interested in recognizing opportunities for already-established sexual freedom issue groups to work together.

We would like to know what you think are the most pressing sexual freedom issues this country is facing and so we are asking for a bit of your time and a lot of your knowledge and expertise.

We will treat your responses as confidential, unless you specifically give us permission to share your comments.  To protect the confidentiality of our participants, we will download the responses each day and they will be taken completely offline.  With that assurance, we are also asking that you provide your contact information on the survey.

I do hope that you’ll take some time right now to respond to the questionnaire.  What you think really does matter to us and to this project.

Please click here or at the link below to begin the survey.

Thanks for your time and your participation!

Ricci Levy, Executive Director

PS:  Please make sure to give us an email address in the questionnaire so that we can email you a copy of the completed report immediately prior to its public release.

Naked Coffee Morning Update

Bad news for people who like to spend their mornings at home making coffee while naked, especially if you live in Virginia.

Eric Williamson has now been convicted of indecent exposure, all because he was seen naked through a window by a woman who passed by his house.

He was not fined and faces no immediate jail time. But come on, if this is what passes for indecent exposure, we’re all criminals. Read more

HT: Jonathan Turley

Some fetishists never learn…

(Image from here)

A slurry fetishist broke into a farm in the UK, in violation of a restraining order, and was caught masturbating while covered in slurry (read: manure). This is just weeks after he finished serving a jail term for a similar offense. You just can’t make this stuff up… Full Story

HT: Slog

New favorite perverted iPhone app

Hypothetically, this iPhone app turns your average day into an all out peepshow…

It’s just a demo- the app isn’t actually on sale yet. Don’t look so disappointed, surely you have friends you’d rather not see naked (or iPhone totting friends who should by no means have access to this power… you know who you are)

No more naked coffee mornings :(

And not just because it could lead to some nasty burns…

A man in Virginia is facing charges of indecent exposure for being nude while making coffee in his kitchen. He was seen by a woman and her young son as they walked past his house. Full story

Image from Dropular.net

Dallas police seek pudgy naked backyard dancer

That’s not really the guy, I just thought it was a funny picture.  Makes the story so much more vivid!

Dallas police are looking for a man who they said repeatedly sneaks into backyards, dances around naked and then runs away. Police believe the man has been exposing himself in the same neighborhood since 2005. The most recent incident was on Sept. 30.

Police said he usually climbs a fence or goes through a gate and either dances naked or jumps in a swimming pool naked. Police said he also has danced naked on top of a backyard air conditioning unit.

Police said they’re looking for a pudgy man who is about 6 feet tall and covers his face while dancing.

Dallas Police Senior Cpl. Janice Crowther said police want to catch him before it escalates into something worse.

Information from: The Dallas Morning News, http://www.dallasnews.com