Smoking = Sucking

Or so says this new French anti-smoking campaign from the Association for Nonsmokers’ Rights- the tagline reads “Smoking means being a slave to tobacco”

The hand on the back of the head is a really nice touch, you have to admit. But I think this campaign might backfire spectacularly, what with how common submission fantasies are, especially among the orally fixiated.

Speaking of oral, this isn’t the first time smoking and blowjobs have collided

But it leaves me wondering, if this group is about the rights of nonsmokers, why would they care what goes on between consenting adult smokers and horny corporations?

HT: Huffpo

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More jewels from the fucked up world of advertising can be found at cracked.com

Adam Lambert: The Male Madonna?

Adam Lambert’s AMA performance left nothing to be desired- there was fondling, crotch grabbing, falling and recovering, bird flipping, and face sucking- just for starters. At different points he walked a dancer on a leash, simulated a blowjob with another, and kissed a band member (all of these performers were male). See for yourself 

(From Associated Press) “Before his performance, Lambert said that he wanted to break down a double standard that existed where female performers are often sexually provocative while men don’t do it that often.” Well you’re half right about that, Adam- they usually don’t get provocative with other men.  Read more

Predictably his performance has inspired “more than 1500” complaints to ABC and drawn the attention of censors. Which, of course, can only help his career. Hurts so good indeed…

Youtube Classics: Blowjob Girl

You might recognize Blowjob Girl from the current cast of The Office- just goes to show that if you blow long enough and hard enough, dreams do come true… all over your face