What’s better than a single rainbow?

DOUBLE RAINBOW! BEHOLD THE GLORY:

Man, that rainbow was soooo satisfying. Time for a smoke.

Your grandpa wants to fuck you in the ass

Forget the new iPhone…

I’ll take the Jane Lynch

But only if she follows me around all day in her track suit, telling me dirty stories about Singapore and pointing out all the ways in which I’m flawed.

Via Take180

Beyonce Page

It is so damn easy to love this…

Now that’s what I call a mind fuck

Are you one of those people who would rank the brain as the body’s largest and most important sex organ? Well, things just got alot more literal…

Thanks Fiat, for what will now henceforth and forever be known as the “Brain Orgy” commercial. It’s the soundtrack that makes it an instant classic.

Clitter! Gives you Yaybia!

Many a glitter fetishist’s prayers have been answered this day.

Now all they need is a spokesperson. I nominate Kathy Griffin.

In honor of Mother’s Day…

Lemons into Lemonade

Or, if you prefer, making a silk purse out of a sow’s ear. Personally, I’d say this is a great example of making a decent, contributing member of society out of a total fucking douchebag.

I prefer being literal sometimes. See this miracle in action here.

Don't it just make ya wanna kiss 'em?

I fail at blogging or I’d know how to properly insert the video instead of just linking it above, so apologies for that. The point is, we can lose ourselves in semi-articulate rage provoked by hatemongers, we can try to outshout them, or we can be REAL perverts and make their message serve our own purposes!

See this brilliant young man’s efforts in the link above for inspiration ❤

Cialis for Three Ways

One is the Loneliest Member