Good for the skin

Not Making This Up

I WISH I were that creative, but no, this is a genuine advertisement, posted on (and ruthlessly skewered) by Alternet.com

Make your own caption; I'm having an anal prolapse from laughing too hard

Seriously, hit the link, to find all the great ways you can make your next interview or promotion a reality… by making sure your pussy smells fresh. And for those interested about where things like accomplishments and market savvy fit in, have no fear; what you can actually do as a woman is ranked where it ought to be: Dead Last.

Jesus is so BIG… It’s a little uncomfortable

Warner Brothers has a thing for hot sexy bears

Indeed they do, if you’re into that sort of thing…

Sonic wants to fill you up

With an ad like that Sonic, you can put it anywhere

Are you feeling lucky?

Dita Von Teese wants to know…

Free tickets to the Glory of Rome!! Limited time!

 

In case you haven’t heard already, one of SiP’s favorite charities, the Woodhull Freedom Foundation, is this year’s beneficiary of the NYC Sex Bloggers Calendar. As if that isn’t cool enough, I actually am a pin-up in the calendar (so you KNOW you’re gonna buy one!). One of the things I love about the calendar is that you can buy one of the days and have it printed with whatever message you want. So, you can write a birthday greeting for your sugarpie, advertise your business (maybe even a discount code good on that day?), or just say whatever is on your mind.

The days are $25 each, or you can buy 5 days for $100.  This is a really small price to pay for some great advertising, and it all goes to support WFF, which is even better!  Visit their website to buy a ticket (there’s a paypal button on the site), or email NYCSexBloggersCal@gmail.com. 

To help spread the word about the calendar days for sale, Dallas’ own Gloryhole Productions is offering a special incentive. For a VERY limited time, if you purchase a day on the calendar, you will also receive a free ticket to the Glory of Rome party on August 28th (check out the details on their site).

This offer is only good for a very short time!  Please put “Glory of Rome” or “Sex in Power” in the comment box. When you get your confirmation email, forward it to gholeproductions at gmail .com and we’ll hook you up with a ticket. Limited to two tickets per person.

New Diesel Ads: Ballsy, Banned

Ah, Diesel. Like their jeans. LOVE their new ad campaign. The UK doesn’t agree. You be the judge…

Diesel doesn’t see what the big deal is. They’re used to pushing limits with their campaigns. Gotta love how ads with brazen nudity get beached in America, while across the pond it takes a brazenly stupid idea to make waves. But those who can combine provocative ideas and hot bodies (ala Diesel’s controversial “Global Warming Ready” campaign) are welcome to come float in my pool anyday.

Sure, the idea is stupid. Provocations need not always be high minded. Sometimes action that’s bold and without forethought produces the kind of ballsy results that, for better or worse, get you noticed… like gawking at the remains of a bikini model eaten by a lion.

Or waking up to realize that the previous day’s retail therapy involved paying full price for pre-frayed denim. Blasphemy.

(just kidding, Diesel… you know I love you)

Get ’em while you’re hot…

This is a great way to show your love,  wish someone a happy birthday, or advertise your business!  Buy a personalized date on the 2011 NYC Sex Bloggers Calendar (in which I am a pin-up girl!) and you’ll get to say whatever you want (oh yeah, even dirty stuff!) and support the Woodhull Freedom Foundation at the same time!

In case you were wondering, my birthday is 8/25 and Vega’s is 3/27

Your grandpa wants to fuck you in the ass