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So Ready
Posted in BDSM, Photo Phun, S. Savage, Stuff to do, Uncategorized with tags Iam5th, pimped out ride on June 3, 2010 by ChaseHow Could You Hate This Face?
Posted in Politics and Sex, Uncategorized with tags dumbass, politics, stupid republicans, wtf on May 20, 2010 by paigetsindfwActually, it turns out to be easier than you might think to hate Miss Michigan, now Miss USA and contender for Miss Universe, Rima Fakih. All you have to be is on the extreme right wing (of the “Real America”, mind you, not the extreme right of the Muslim diaspora. They hate her too probably, but for different reasons), a paranoid delusional, and someone who makes pissing on the accomplishments of others a hobby.
From AlterNet comes this story of how miss Fakih, a Lebanese American, now has to contend with probably the first original criticism of beauty pageant winners in years, unless you count that Carrie Prejean nonsense. Sure, she’s under fire for the same old things: being a “poor role model” for having participated in an amateur pole dancing contest , participating in a beauty contest at all since they’re so fundamentally oppressive (google that one your damn self, because the attacks are LEGION), so on, all the usual suspects.
But you saw this coming didn’t you? Miss Fakih, proud of her win (rightly), and eager to use her newfound prominence to advocate for peace between cultures, to stand as a bridge linking East and West… now has to contend with maniacs trying to accuse her of actually being part of a Hezbollah plot to undermine America.
I’m so lucky I’m ugly as sin. Think what you want about pageants, strippers, or so on, but it’s this kind of WTF that almost makes me wish the right wing’s paranoid fantasies were right about just one thing: The detention camps set up just to reeducate them. In my version though, I’d be happy to just cede them Utah, build a nice fence (they make good neighbors, remember), and let ’em sort it out. Any tries to hop over that fence though, my monkeys are trained to fling poo at them.
Monday is International Day Against Homophobia (IDAHO)
Posted in Activism, Gender Issues, LGBT Rights, Politics and Sex, Uncategorized with tags Activism, anti-gay, gay rights, glbt, lgbt, lgbt politics on May 14, 2010 by finickymuseTo mark this year’s International Day Against Homophobia (IDAHO), which is officially Monday, May 17, at least 6 US cities as well as other cities worldwide will celebrate with the “Great Global Kiss-In” this weekend. IDAHO wants you to participate and send them a video. Find out more here:
Gorilla Glasses keep things on the down low
Posted in Crazy/Funny, Uncategorized with tags animals, cruising, gorilla attack, gorilla glasses, gorillas, monkey, monkey business, Rotterdam Zoo on May 4, 2010 by ChaseWhat’s that? No, I’m not looking at you. Nope, I’m very interested in something that is above and slightly to the left of me…
In the wake of a recent gorilla attack, The Rotterdam Zoo developed some crafty specs made of cardboard so that zoo visitors can cruise all the gorillas they want without tipping the creatures off to their interest. Gorillas become very agitated if you’re too forward, you see. But I’m thinking these shades have lots of potential for other sorts of monkey business as well… Read more
Adventures in cooking
Posted in Crazy/Funny, Shopping, Uncategorized with tags cooking, food, semen, spunk on April 23, 2010 by finickymuseTired of the same old thing for dinner? Want to start cooking with some new ingredients? Ever considered semen? Yes, semen! Well, if you have, here’s the cookbook for you! According to the author, “Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants.” Now you will never be hungry again!
Inspired
Posted in Uncategorized with tags art, beauty, naked women on March 16, 2010 by paigetsindfwGoing to be one of those days apparently. Twice in a row I’m struck speechless by human creativity. This time not for the lolfactor, but rather for the staggering beauty of the idea.
Down at the MoMA in NYC (up at the MoMA? They are north of us after all…), those who want a real experience of performance art, an often confusing and maligned art form, can check out the new retrospective exhibition of Marina Abramovic and her former partner Ulay’s work.
Which is why this gentlemen is trying to walk between two nude women posed in a narrow corridor, of course.
Abramovic has a long career of challenging perspectives and assumptions with her work. This installation has some of her more famous works being recreated by models and for those that can’t be recreated, they have video installations. The collaboration that brought to an end her working relationship with Ulay is one of these, where you can see both of them walking the entire length of the Great Wall of China, a project that took them three months until they met in the middle.
And as an extra piece of astonishing beauty and “generosity” in the curator’s words, the artist herself sits silently at the exhibit. Visitors may sit across from her in silence and “complete” the piece.
No jokes here. This just bowls me over with its brilliance.
Does Abstinence Only Education WorK?
Posted in News, Politics and Sex, Religion, Uncategorized with tags abstinence only, conservatives, gender, sex education, sex-positive, study on February 14, 2010 by finickymuseConservatives are all atwitter now that there is a study by Jemmot and Jemmot that shows that abstinence only education reduces sexual activity in teens. Perhaps however, the conservatives failed to notice that one third of the 12 and 13 year old students in the study were already sexually active. Perhaps they haven’t read a study done at Iowa State that shows that 1 in 4 low income children have their first sexual intercourse by age 12. The Jemmot and Jemmot study also teaches abstinence without guilt and misinformation. Said Loretta Jemmot, co-author of the study, “Our program didn’t focus on the moralistic issue of waiting until marriage. It focused on waiting until you’re responsible to be able to handle the consequences of sex.” Read more.
Odd combination of sexuality and spirituality
Posted in Crazy/Funny, News, Photo Phun, Politics and Sex, Uncategorized, You Fucked Up! with tags dumbass, Palin, Photo Phun, protest, Republicans, teabagging on February 12, 2010 by finickymuse“When does everybody start masturbating?”
Posted in Crazy/Funny, Gender Issues, Uncategorized, Videos with tags circle jerk, Daily Show, feminists, gender equality, jerk off, male oppression, Male support group, mangina, masturbation, nutsack, sack the fuck up, Samantha Bee, vagina men on February 4, 2010 by ChaseVodpod videos no longer available.
Planned Parenthood schools Tim Tebow
Posted in Uncategorized, Videos with tags abortion, advertising, Al Joyner, beautiful simplicity, football, football sucks, Planned Parenthood, reproductive rights, rugby, rugby world cup, Sean James, Superbowl, tim tebow, trust women on February 4, 2010 by ChaseTrust women. How simple is that? Beautifully done, Planned Parenthood.
Side note: What do people talk about leading up to the Super Bowl? Commercials. What do they talk about leading up to the Rugby World Cup? Fuckin’ Rugby. I rest my case.