Want some gum?

No thank you. I’m more of a breath mint kind of girl, thanks!

Adventures in cooking

Tired of the same old thing for dinner? Want to start cooking with some new ingredients? Ever considered semen? Yes, semen! Well, if you have, here’s the cookbook for you! According to the author, “Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants.”  Now you will never be hungry again!

Meanwhile, across the pond…

Via Copyranter

Stop Vegetable Abuse

This billboard is apparently offending people. Oh, Texas, grow up!! Look how cute it is!

Check out those THIGHS!

Whoa. I have never wished sooo hard to be a watermelon. Thanks Malcolm, you tweet the best shit around.

DIY Edible panties

Always wanted a pair of edible panties?  Been too embarrassed to buy them, or had no time for an extra shopping trip?  Found the prices in those fancy boutiques were just too high?  The clever knitter can make her own pair in a jiffy for very low dough!  The supplies can be picked up on a regular Friday errand route — chopsticks with the Chinese takeout, candy at the video store — and no one will be the wiser!  Enjoy your meal, then cast on at the beginning of the movie, and the panties will be ready for dessert after the credits! Read more….

Rugby rookie initiation goes horribly wrong

The most homoerotic sport on earth just got gayer…

(From Carnal Nation) “gair rhydd, Cardiff University’s student newspaper, reports today that members of the college’s engineering department apparently caught food poisoning recently after eating gherkins (read: pickles) that had previously been inserted into players’ anuses.  It was part of a hazing ritual for the department’s rugby team.”

” …the endurance tests were designed to test ‘Strength of Stamina, ‘ ‘Strength of Character,’ and ‘Strength of Stomach’ …activities caught on camera included flashing and anal egg insertions.  There was also something with toilet paper, where one end was placed between a player’s butt cheeks and the other end was set on fire.” Read more

That last paragraph really takes me back to my college days… good times, good times

This is where baby carrots come from

Spotted at the supermarket

Just a little treat discovered while shopping for groceries. This is why you should always take a condom when you shop!

Fun with Google: “pumpkin fisting”

Via Jared von Hindman’s Head Injury Theater