Warner Brothers has a thing for hot sexy bears

Indeed they do, if you’re into that sort of thing…

Good mornin’… here’s some bear fuckin’

What do you think, Josh?

Logic + Whiskers FTW

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Gorilla Glasses keep things on the down low

What’s that? No, I’m not looking at you. Nope, I’m very interested in something that is above and slightly to the left of me…

In the wake of a recent gorilla attack, The Rotterdam Zoo developed some crafty specs made of cardboard so that zoo visitors can cruise all the gorillas they want without tipping the creatures off to their interest. Gorillas become very agitated if you’re too forward, you see.  But I’m thinking these shades have lots of potential for other sorts of monkey business as well… Read more

No Service for “Gay” Dogs

So let’s say you’re a guide dog, just minding your own business, trying to do your job and get some thai food, and this is the junk you have to put up with…

(From the Daily Mail) “An Australian restaurant has been fined after turning a blind customer away because they thought his guide dog was gay… Staff had misheard the woman with Mr Jolly, and believed that his ‘guide dog’ Nudge was in fact a ‘gay dog’.” Read more

Since the incident Nudge has declined to comment on the details of his sexual orientation.

Too Much Hump in Your Hump Day?

Is your dog the type that just won’t leave your leg (or your friend’s legs, or the arm of your sofa) alone and unmolested? Never fear, there is hope: meet the Hotdoll, the world’s first ergonomically designed “sex toy and companion” for dogs.

At first I couldn’t figure out what was up with the round nose, but now my theory is that it’s incase a particularly athletic dog humps the doll into a wall or something. Leave it to the French to think of everything…

Zoobooks! Somehow Got Gayer

HT: Sullivan

History Lesson: Unbridled Lust

Rumor has it that Catherine the Great, Empress of All the Russias enjoyed sexual liaisons with the studs in her stables, and we’re not talking about the human studs. It has been suggested that she enjoyed it so much that she was crushed to death by a horse when attendants lost their grip on ropes supporting a horse that was being lowered  for sexual purposes. It seems that this rumor is untrue but Catherine did enjoy an incredibly liberated sexual life for a woman of her time.  Catherine’s own mother-in-law is thought to have procured lovers for the Empress. Read more…

Speaking of Unicorn Fucking…

Thanks Hoody, you crazy unicorn fucker you!

Hard times for The Beaver

Canada’s second-oldest magazine, “The Beaver,” is changing its name after 90 years because the title is too often censored by online porn filters, preventing it from reaching new online readers. Read more